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620 Club RICHARD gets a halloween trick and a treat, a house plant. In Search of EXCELLENCE it? -----DAVID of CLEVELAND, wasn't that the same costume you wore the year before and the year before, and the year before? Urf, Urf, Urf, The COOKIE MONSTER whoever she is, was eating everything in sight and you know they weren't COOKIES. -----DAVID of CLEVELAND is writing a cruise sports book on Cleveland. He says, "Some of the best places are the public jonns." One of them is at the stadium, He buys his tickets then asks someone wat nappened at the yame. (you all must remember that David was one of the founders of 'Hanky Panky in public johns.) -----CAN WE TALK HERE, ED, one of the former managers from the gold coast disco was here and he says he is still eating chicken, only because he is trying to lose weight. we wanna know where he is losing the weight,--KIRK doesn't want his name mentioned, so we won't, O.K. Kirk? -----PEACHES, pays $20.00 for a hustler, Dear girl I thought only the 'ELDERLY' paid for it. Was it that good? If it was do you want to tell us about it. ---We hear that marcella wilson has been asking some of 2's girls to be in his show for this club. But Ms. Wilson also Makes a statement as to why they should do the show with her. And Marcella says, "YOU COULDN'T POSSIBLY DO A SHOW WITH Z BECAUSE HER REPUTATION IS RUINED IN THIS CITY." Of course, we questioned Z about this and he says, "IT TOOK ME TWENTY YEARS TO GET A REPUTATION. WHEN IS MS. WILSON GOING TO START HERS." Urf, Urf, Urf. And on the subject of Ms. Wilson, we hear that she was so disappointed about her show at EXEDRA because the turnout wasn't that great. So she said, "I'VE PACKED UP ALL MY DRAG AND PUT IT BACK IN THE ATTIC, I'LL NEVER DO ANOTHER DRAG SHOW AGAIN."

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HAPPY HOUR 4P.M. to 7P.M. WELL DRINKS, TOP SHELF, &

A MUG OF DRAFT ARE THE BEST PRICES IN TOWN. OPENED DAILY FROM 4 P.M.2:30 A.M. They really are FAMILY. Stop in and say Hi, you'll be greeted with the biggest smiles in town. CAN WE TALK HERE, Oh AUDREY, YOU WERE FLUFFING WHOSE MUFF AND IN WHAT POSITION? Urf, Urf, Urf -----Do you think pockets would be a little jealous if Linda wanted to go an a little trip--alone? ---Oh,

TERRY, when do I get a chance to get into the games? Love n' Stuff,POCKETS, ----CINDY SAYS, BROADS ARE LIKE RULES, THEY WERE MADE TO BEND." -----EDIE: "THERE'S PLENTY OF FISH IN THE LAKE. AUDREY: "YES, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT BAIT." -----Did you hear about the new feminine-hyiene product? It's called TOXIC SHOCK ABSORBERS ----DON'T WANT TO TALK TO YOU NO MORE. LOVE YA, BYE, BYE. GOOD NIGHT SLUT.

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te's sheets look like an aeral view of Cleveland Hopkins Airport? Those skid marks my dear did not come with the sheets. And we know for a fact that it wasn't WATERCOLORS. Pañ-leaze. -----TJ plays with most of the toys (and those who were wearing them) at the toy party. But, you should have seen him the next morning, SHIT looked better. Urf, Urf, Urf. -----DAVID gets a new necklace, its engraved with, "URINARY TRACK INFECTION." I quess it was just a short stay in a small hospital. We hope. ----GENE, WHO is an ancient relic in this city is very much into leather, but why is that once a year, on HALLOWEEN, ne must hit the streets in chiffon and jewels. Now I know you said not to tell anyone because you said that no one would recognize you, but we did dear, we did.-----And did you hear this one: "HOW MANY GAYS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? SEVEN. ONE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB, AND SIX TO SHRIEK, "F A A A A ABULOUS,"

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we hear that on NOVEMBER 10th, A Thursday morning at 3.a.m. SANDY was siting in a back booth at the CLIFTON LUNCH, her gun was laying on top of her purse. CAN WE TALK HERE, It was rumored that SANDY was going to shoot the Prima Donna, L'Sleeze if he didn't keep his mouth shut. curious, is it legal for bar personel to carry guns just because they work in a bar? (any comments?) -----WAUNETTA or any of her staff will not accept pennies as tender and she only cashes checks up to FIVE dollars. Par-leaze, (The way we girls drink, that would last us only five minutes.) --we hear that this club posts a public listing of everyone who gets barred.

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